BWAHAHA nagkamali na rin ako no!

* opening spiel:

me: thank you for calling __________ technical support. my name is jamie. can i please have your first and last name PLEASE?

POTA KABADO KA ATA?

* while talking to an american with a weird accent, nahawa ako.

me: "ok sir, can we please open an internet explorer browser?"

cx: "it's processing"

me: "ok so let's mate, i mean, wait."

POCHA!!!!! instant pickup line!

* while transferring a call to a supervisor, aba iniwanan ko na sila. so dead air for like 2 minutes. biglang naghello yung customer tapos kinausap na niya yung sup. HAHAHA di man lang ako nagturnover spiel.

*talking to the one with the weird accent

me: [little chitchat] sir, im just curious. your name doesnt sound american. what nationality are you?

cx: im american. i just have a thick accent. how about you? where are you located? are you from india?

me: sir i cant disclose that information for security purposes.

cx: but you just asked me!

me: sir, im trying to get to know you as our customer! (palusot ka pa, jamie!)

cx: is that so? but im the customer. you just asked me.

me: ok sir, i can assure you that i am not from india. that's all i can say.

POTA pinahirapan ko pa sarili ko di ba? sana di na lang ako nagtanong.

**** during a call, dyusko 2 hours na kami asa phone!

me: [chit chat] sir, you know, you are a very nice customer. others get pissed because it's taking so long for us to fix their problem. but you are very patient and i thank you for that.

cx: *laughs* you are a nice lady too.

after troubleshooting and i got him connected to the internet

me: now you are connected, sir. (i cried! pota. sign of relief!) do you have additional questions??

cx: well im a preacher... i really appreciate your help and thank you very much. i hope i dont talk to you soon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!